Here is a list of failed board game slogans:
Candyland- The real world is going to suck by comparison now
Checkers- Chess for retards
Chinese Checkers- Is everything the Chinese do weird?
Chess- Good think this game doesn't involve chance cause if you are playing this you never get lucky
Connect 4- We make tic-tac-toe look like a bitch
Monopoly- Finally a game for your Jewish friends
Sorry- I'm not sorry
Risk- Now making bloodshed fun
Jenga- better hope you don't have Parkinson
Clue- Did you know you could kill some one with a candle stick? For real go ahead and try it!
Twister- A fast pass to 2nd base
